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Guidelines for comment spammers

Here’s some tips to comment spammers to help you avoid getting caught by any anti-spam plugins and settings in a blog:

  1. Don’t post more than two links in a comment
  2. Don’t post links in comments that has anything to do with porn, viagra, sex, cheap software and celebrities, not even in the url.
  3. Don’t sound like a complete idiot and post comments like “nice forum” and “nice guestbook” when you’re actually on a blog
  4. Don’t post comments in another language than the blog’s language.
  5. Stay on topic. If the post is not about viagra, your comment shouldn’t be about viagra
  6. Don’t use email addresses that holds another name than the one you use to comment. Eg. Mary has the email charles@dummymail.com looks a bit strange to most people
  7. Keep the URL to your site short, it’s stupid to use http://somedomain.com/somewords/otherwords/some-other-thing.html - and that’s not even a real website, but just a page. For guidelines of a good URL see #2
  8. Don’t post the same comment over and over again - and no, it doesn’t really help to change your name, we know it’s you anyway
  9. And last but not least, make sure if the blogowner is a man or a woman. Woman actually misses a bodypart that most of you spammers have good advices for (also see #3)

Now, if your unable to follow these guidelines, just give up!

Published December 11, 2007

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